- Always say yes to seeing friends
- Eat breakfast every day
- Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
- Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
- There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
- Appreciate the people in your life
- Look for the good in everything
- Try new things and try them often
- Treat yourself as well as you treat others
im getting a personalised debit card and am gonna use this picture on it
i changed it a bit but it is confirmed
Ellen giving out free pizza at the Oscars
Ellen The Generous
alright kid this next one’s called hot potato now i wanna see you FUCKING KILL SOMEONE
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
whiteboards are remarkable.
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
which one of you assholes turned this into a popular text post
im alive but only ironically
Moms reaction verse dads reaction
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.